Craig, please tell me yall have more than one closet! A closet is a wonderful place to hide store things. I'm sure you probably know how much women like to "put things away."
One time, my Mom wanted to buy a ripoff designer purse. It had "Bullspit" (sp) printed all over it and suited my Mom's personality to a "Tee." My step-dad, however, felt otherwise, because of the cost, of course. So Mom put it on layaway.....and got it anyway. One day all the kids and g/kids were visiting and Mom went to the "other closet" to dig out her newly-purchased treasure to show us kids. It was on the other end of the house from where my step-dad was watching TV. Now, mind you....he was hard of hearing, but refused to get a hearing-aid. Lo, and behold! The ol' stroonza HEARD us from the other end of the house and sneaked up on us and caught her with the "goods," .....red-handed!
Kate, I'm not saying you would do this, chere. My Mom was that "horse of a different color," yanno.
Frannie